It’s amazing what a well-timed premise can do for a porn movie. Released at any other time, Elegant Angel’s Celebusluts might not be nearly as fun to watch…but because of the recent exploits of the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, this DVD is a whole lot of fun to watch. The movie is divided up into five vignettes, each focusing on a wealthy socialite (or as we used to call them back in high school, a “rich bitch”) getting into some naughty action.

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Celebusluts

First up is blonde-haired Nikki Kane, wearing a red dress and being pulled over while driving by police officer Lee Stone. Lee suspects that Nikki may have been drinking, so he has her take a field sobriety test by walking in a straight line. Nikki doesn’t pass the test (may have been those high heels!) and Lee cuffs her and puts her in the back of his squad car. On the way to jail, Nikki starts crying and begs Lee to let her go…giving him the ol’ “I’ll do anything!” plea. Lee takes advantage and decides to make the best of the situation, pulling the car over near an abandoned warehouse and having Nikki give him head in front of the car. Moving inside the warehouse, he fucks her in multiple positions, and finishes by jerking off in her face. As John Candy noted in Only The Lonely, sometimes it’s good to be a cop!

Scene Two brings us the always-sexy Jenna Haze as a rich girl with a personal trainer (played by Manuel Ferrera) who only has him because all her friends have one too. Manuel is getting on her as the scene opens about her lack of motivation, and he takes her inside to try and get her to workout. Of course, this eventually leads to Manuel feeling her up and getting to fuck her. Most of the action here takes place on a couch, and while it’s all vaginal penetration (no anal here, although she’s done anal with Manuel in the past), there’s still something very hot about seeing Jenna’s tight little body take a dick as big as the one Mr. Ferrera is packing. This scene ends with Jenna taking a load in her mouth and swallowing it down.

Next we have sultry French babe Rebeca Linares as an actress who is on her way home and decides to start playing with herself in the back of her limousine. A paparazzi played by Brian Surewood starts snapping some photos of her through the window, and Rebeca gets royally pissed off – throwing her heels at the photographer. When Brian threatens to sue, Rebeca gives in and decides to let him lick her pussy. They move the limo inside the garage for the hardcore action, which includes some impressive anal penetration in the standing doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl positions. The segment wraps up with the two on the floor in the 69 position, and with Rebecca jerking Brian’s load up into her mouth and face.

Blonde-haired Jamie Elle plays a celebrity who is actually disappointed that her name isn’t getting more press in the tabloids. She’s talking on the phone with her agent about it as Scene Four begins, and he suggests that she make her own homemade porn video and release it. At first, Jamie is disgusted by the idea, but her boyfriend (James Deen) talks her into it, and soon he has the video camera out and Jamie is down on her knees sucking him off in the kitchen. The couple soon moves onto a couch in the nearby living room for more action – including Jamie taking anal in the missionary, standing doggy and doggy positions. The camera work here not only includes the normal angle, but POV views from James’ video camera. This scene ends with a nice facial shown from James’ point of view.

In the final scene, Anthony Rosano is driving in his car and talking to a friend on the phone about a girl (Julia Bond) he met the previous evening at a bar. He was told that she was the daughter of a music producer, and has been invited up to her home for an audition. When Anthony arrives, he sings a little tune for her, but she laughs at him (“That’s not music!” she says), but soon gets what she’s really after…as she pulls off his pants and goes down on his cock. Because of her multiple tattoos, I’ve never been a huge fan of Julia’s, but for those that are, you’ll be happy to hear that she once again does anal in this scene (something she just started recently), taking it up her behind doggy, cowgirl and spoon before getting a facial. After Anthony pops, Julia tells him her dad isn’t a music producer after all…although he is due home any minute!

Elegant Angel has shot Celebusluts full-frame, so those with widescreen TVs will either have to zoom in on the picture or watch it with bars on the right and left of the screen. For what it is, however, the video is well-done and free of any noticeable defects. The audio is also nicely rendered in 2.0 Dolby.

Extras are on the average side of things, although they do include a complete 30-minute scene featuring Jada Fire in a threesome from one of her Squirtwoman titles. The only other extras are a popshot recap option; a slide show and six trailers for other Elegant Angel releases.

Had this been a gonzo movie instead of a vignette one, it might be easily dismissible and quickly forgotten. But because it takes a celebrity scandal slant to it (not to mention the fact it includes some of the more attractive adult stars working today), Celebusluts is a DVD worth both your time and money.

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